Stop Annoying Me

As has been pointed out many times, Sarah spends most of her “non governing” time killing animals. This is not really a big deal since it would seem that Alaska is simply overrun with a variety of critters.

Even when Sarah has to do some sort of “token” animal loving ceremony, she is still able to send a not so subtle message about how she feels about animals. Recently, she did the “pardon” a turkey thing, which I guess most governors do. Seems like a stupid ceremony but that is not the issue.

If you have seen the video, it is interesting to watch Sarah recoil at the thought of even touching the turkey. She did so because, bless her heart, she is a maverick. However, you could easily see the rage building in her eyes. Shortly after the pardon, she continued the live interview outside to talk about the experience. Here is a snapshot of the event. (The video is easily found on YouTube).

The first thing that struck me about this photo is that it looks like she is drinking Starbucks coffee. Since when did hockey moms start buying big shot, Hollywood coffee? Wasilla to Sarah…let’s dial it down a little, honey.

The next thing you will notice is the creepy guy in the background and the turkey upside down in some sort of ”Saw 5″ turkey killing grinder. Is this how turkeys are really killed? Shoved upside down and then having their heads ground into pulp? Don’t they have electricity in Alaska? And where the hell is PETA on this one? I am pretty sure the appropriate way to kill a turkey is to tie them together, two at a time by their tail feathers, then throw them over a clotheslines. They then fight to the death. (Or maybe I am thinking of kitties?)

Anyway, while Sarah is moving her luscious lips and saying a bunch of words that end with an apostrophe, the Hannibal Lecter of turkey farms grinds up 2 or 3 turkeys…all the while looking back at the camera and smiling. Do you think that Sarah didn’t realize what was happening here? Of course she did! She was sending a message loud and clear to turkeys all over the world, “Fu** with me, and I will grind your head to a stump”. She even makes Dick Cheney nervous.

I would also like to point out that, even in the midst of the massacre, Sarah still looks smoking hot. She may not be the new VPILF, but she will still rule the world…someday. I can’t wait!