Stop Annoying Me

We get it. You want to be a man but, since you are actually a woman, you can still have a baby. Why is this so fascinating? What woman can’t get testosterone shots and grow facial hair and still have an in tact uterus? Hell, I know a lot of women that don’t even need shots to get some nice sideburns going. Is it because she had her boobs removed? Again, many women don’t have much boobage in the first place.

Maybe the fact that he/she married a woman makes it interesting. Of course, in reality, it was a woman marrying a woman. Why don’t the gays just get married this way? Draw a beard on one of the women or put boobs on one of the guys and get it done. Seems to be fairly straightforward.

So, since I am only adding to the problem, let me ask some questions. Is her/his wife a lesbian since she is doing it with another woman…albeit a stubbly faced one? Is she/he a transvestite because she/he dresses like a man? Since her/his clitoris has apparently blown up like a balloon due to the testosterone, is she/he now some sort of hermaphrodite?

OK. Honestly, all of those questions were rhetorical because I don’t really care. But I can tell you who does care, Larry King. Here is part of his scintillating interview with the she/he couple:

Thomas: Because of hormones, my — my clitoris has enlarged and it looks like a penis. I can have intercourse with my wife.

King: That’s fascinating to me. I didn’t know that. So you have a clitoris that looks likes a penis so it can fit into having love relations?

Thomas: Basically.

Now there is some serious journalism. Larry King is fascinated by her clitoris. Wow, you don’t see that on the news very often. I hope that the happy couple has a bunch more kids if they want to. Please, just don’t tell us about it…unless you have pictures of the super, giant clitoris. That might be worth looking at. Thank you.