Wow, isn’t California like 80% gay? Why would they all vote against themselves? If you can’t have gay marriage in California, there is a real problem with the way the legislation is being written. Why else would gay marriage be repealed?
While I technically have no problem with gay marriage, (I think the Mormons have it right – 1 man, however many women you want), I must say that the majority of the state is against it, then that should be the law. That is the whole point of being a democracy. Clearly, the case for gay marriage was not effectively made. So, my dear gay friends in California, get over it. You had a chance and you blew it.
Melissa Etheridge, possibly the least talented performer in the world today, gay or otherwise, said that she will now refuse to pay her California taxes. Hey Missy, it doesn’t work like that. Stop being so petulant and act like a grown up. You didn’t get what you wanted. Either use your fame and fortune to lobby for new legislation or shut the hell up.
My new best lesbian friend, Samantha Ronson, somehow equated the overturn of gay marriage with providing more humane conditions for chickens. That seems to be quite the non sequitur but, really, what would you expect from a talentless DJ? By the way Sam, will you please leave Lindsay so she can find a better looking girlfriend? How many times must I ask?
Madonna and Christina Aguilera both compared gay marriage to being black. Madge said, “African-Americans are equal finally”. Are you kidding me you stupid old woman? Do you even know any black people (besides the rich ones)? I assure you, blacks are nowhere close to being treated equally unless they are famous. Your red Kabbalah string must be cutting of the circulation to your brain.
Christina somehow compared electing Obama as POTUS to gay marriage. Again, what the fu** kind of crack are you smoking? There is absolutely no correlation between the two. In this case, my guess is that your big fake boobs have caused a decrease of blood flow to your brain.
Dear celebrities, please stop comparing being gay or gay marriage to being black…or Hispanic…or Native American, etc. While there is a vague connection to be made regarding discrimination, it is tenuous at best. I will go back to the original point. The 2nd most liberal state in the country, California, has decided through its citizenry that gay marriage is not something they support. Simple as that. Tough break, Adam and Steve.
So gay people, stop whining, pack your crap and move to Beverly… Massachusetts that is. Swimming pools, gay marriage and people with funny accents. (Cue the banjo music).
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